PIRATE NAMED

 

 

 

 

 

               THEY HAVE TWO STEM-PEG LEGS SCAVENGED UP FROM TWO DEAD BUDS, A THC SAP PATCH OVER THEIR EYE OR LACK OF. THEIR LEFT HAND IS A WASHED UP DAB HOOK WITH A FOSSILIZED DAB . THE RIGHT IS THE ONLY NODE THEIR BODY GREW WITH A SEVEN FINGERED HAND. YOU'D THINK THE MORE FINGERS THE BETTER, AS LONG AS THERE'S THUMBS, 

             AT THIS POINT YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE "COOL, SO WHAT'S THIS NUG GOT GOING FOR THEM? WELL, SINCE WE ALL LOVE THE SHALLOW END OF THE POOL, WHAT WE'LL FIND IN THE DEEP END, IS THIS PIRATE DOES HAVE A HEART. SMALL AS THEIR HEART MAY BE... IN THE GOOD WORDS OF CHEESE, 

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